ROSE HAIKU

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My day staff got bored to tears the other day and started writing Haiku. Oh well, night shift gotta compete, if not out of competition then at least out of mutual boredom. Gotta Haiku on your mind send it to dk@dkaustin.com

It is now the day shifts turn......................................???????????????

I will add these daily to the top of the page, please send me your entries and add your name, I will have a contest periodically and give a reward for the best

If you guys or gals wanna contribute a Haikui for my site,,, send it to dk@dkaustin.com

The newest ones will be added to the top. Enjoy!!!!

When his world beats him,

I make it stand still a while.

Don't call me a whore.

Pennies from heaven.

Money is not a payment.

It is a thank you.

This one is a quote from someone else, spoken to me.

You are dangerous.

Love, kindness, intimacy,

All wrapped up in one.   Steph

Look but don't touch me

Had to widen bar

Easier than losing weight

Back bar, my babies----dk

Time to go you pricks

No more tits for you to see

Come back tomorrow---Lewis floor

Any moron can

Write haikus, just stop at the

Seventeeth syllable--Lisa - waitress

Haikus are easy

Five, seven, five syllables

They don't have to rhyme--Lisa --waitress

From our feature fire dancer and pole expert comes these haikus

I love to climb high

And teach tricks to all the girls

The pole is my Bitch

Damn these dancer drinks

Trying to lower house fees

Makes me pee all night

Chris, you piece of shit!

Pour us a fucking cocktail

And one for you, too.  --dk

Tiffany needs help

She just ain't got no spirit

Spirit, lets hear it--DK

Tif, so negative

Please keep your thoughts to yourself

It affects us all--Dk

Dirck, our Black Jack man

Dirck always deals us good hands

Dirck is a good man--DK

A silent gloom creeps

And desparation sinks in

End of the month nears---Steph-dancer

This night sucks, despair

What advice do you give, Don

"Leave the dressing room"---Stephanie dancer

Mike don't like no fire

We won't let it hurt your club

We love your club, too----DK

All I ever hear

It's ok I know DK

All fucking night long--   Teresa-Door

T , have you seen Don

Can you ask if I can smoke

Go ask him your self  --   Teresa-Door

Do I ever leave?

Friday, Saturday, Sunday

No, this is my house--   Teresa-Door

Check in girls, take cover

Answer phones, get change, at once

I'm Superwoman

What time do you close?

2-So you close at 2, huh?

Were you listening--   Teresa-Door

I won't write another

I won't write another Haiku

Not until you do---Dk

Horny men come here

Its lust not love they desire

Look but don't touch me--Britney

Money, Tits, and Ass

No windows here to look out

I want nothing more---CJ Bar

I'm home, see Mister

All the crazy things all night

News, bed....tomorrow--DK

Lewis is the shit

Nobody sits without him

He accomodates---DK

Day shift and night shift

They are polar opposites

A perfect wedding--Dk

I love it, day crew

They choose to blow their steam off

After work in here--Dk

Dk loves his girls

He thinks they are the world

What a perfect world--DK

Don't you be so rude

How dare you be so crude

Dancer or client?--DK

Go to my office

why do you think you are here

You don't have a clue--DK

Beddy bye I need

No more Haikus for me

And no more for you---DK

Ok you are the Boss

Sit over here, in my chair

Fix the problem; Boss!--DK

How can someone see

Any imperfection in

Gods best work ever---DK

Golf tournament soon

Stay tuned always fun

Better sign up now---DK

Sloane, I know you're there

Fix ceiling tiles in girls room

Tell Mickey today--Dk

Money, tits, and ass

No windows here to look out

I want nothing more---CJ barback

Big Nate,limo man

Take care of all us losers

Big tip for you Nate---dk

Sorry I sell beer. Tammy waitress

It is Wednesday night

Late for work next day-Richard customer

Where did money go?--Richard customer

Feel like crap today---Richard customer

Ricky kicks us out---Richard customer

Ten bucks to get in...

its ok I know DK

DK is not here..--Lerone-customer

Telephone don't work

My ex boyfriend is a jerk

DK is a flirt-Anonymous

Ten dollar dances

Would you like some company

I have no money--Lerone-customer

Seven and Seven

The bill come at end of nite

You know this ain't right--Lerone-customer

Mimi makes my drink

I'm so drunk I cannot think

Now I hug the sink--Lerone-customer

It's time for tip out

Girls walk by and start to pout

Don't try to sneak out--Lerone-customer

Tony ,AL, and Chris

Always by bar 3, We love

When they buy us drinks--DK

Sloane writes great Haiku

A merry morning to you

Have you one today?--DK

All of me, why not

Take all of me, can't you see,

NO, you can't see shit! --DK

bring more than a dime. -Sloane

The Yellow Rose, no doubt! -Sloane

unapproachable -Sloane

emancipation -Sloane

I called your damn cab

It's not my fault you missed it

Get out of my face--Teresa Door

Don, Kenny, Ricky

T, Do you know where they are?

Have you tried looking?--Teresa door

Theresa to TBone

Waitress, Blackjack, Dancer, Door

I just wanna go home--Teresa door

No ID, No entry

No I don't want your twenty

You stupid fucker--and Teresa door

Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring

Yellow Rose can I help you?

Then quit fucking callin'---also Teresa door

Club: Built on hard work

Good people work together

How the Rose was built--DK

So many women

and so many periods

awash in bad blood--dk

Mike, Tery, CJ

Good workers, good guys-top notch

Too much praise, go work--dk

DK loves his girls

T-Bone, Momo, little Steph

We are the front door- Melissa

4 days a week here

At the Yellow Rose front desk

I am the door girl--Meliisa

We're the first ones seen

We've got a smile that kills

Front desk and the best. -Melissa

I do what I do

Make my way, get on with life

Decide: guilt or pride---dk

Jeana, one smart ass.

Jeana gets her way.--- Definitely DK

After a talk to my security guys about their negativity towards women, they came up with this one.:::

And my reply to their insincerity:::::

How's it goin' Don ?

I just couldn't resist this,

I am sending three.

Love, Mallory

-Mallory

Now get me a booth -Melissa

Zoob, he likes booth one

makes sense doesn't it -Paul mngr.

you seduce me well

you must pull the door

do not push it you dumb ass

go the fuck back home (Tim-security)

whiskey and tall tales

Tom, he's heard every excuse

no, you can't go home (Sloane-door)

he said what to you?!!

welcome to the dressing room

mouths full of venom (Sloane-door)

Don, this is my personal favorite. About "Jack" the customer that used to come in every Wednesday, sit at the same table by stage two, buy the same one drink, eat free buffet, tip one dancer, then promply go to the bathroom and "jack off". Paul tried for months to bust the guy "in the act" and finally did...

we see your shadow

in the stall it bobs up, down

we know what you did (Sloane-door)

creatures of habit

predictable nature, yes

same table, same drink (Sloane-door)

scratchy itchy wool

could you not wear those in here?

i want friendly pants (Jasmine-dancer)

Fat sweaty bald guys

Always take the best hotties

I need more money.......

I say, "Out of cash"

Tells me to come back Tuesday

I think she likes me........customer Mike

Ten dollar cover

No I will not pay you that

Call DK right now....Melissa-Door

You got here at ten

The house fees are sixty five

I do not have money...Melissa-door

Ten ten..Sixty five

But I forgot to check in

You and all the rest...Dk

Don, buy me a drink

What do you do for the club

I take my shit off.....dk

I danced twenty times

You owe me four hundred dollars

Fuck you , call Don King.......every girl

Get me a Shiner

Here is six dollars sweet cheeks

Keep the change baby...Kristen

Whining all night long

Sitting in the dressing room

Where is the money, man....Lewis.-floor mgr

Drinking at the Rose

Can't think straight I start puking

Come give me a kiss....Banshee

I will wash your glass

Don't expect to kiss your ass

I work to see ass...CJ-barback

I been here so long

Dancer, DJ, Bartender

Manager, at last...Cindy T

First  Rose , then Sugars

One big booger wooger,then

Da Rose, home at last--DK-mgr

Met a man, name Mike

made my new job look just like

a bright shiny bike.--DK mgr

Dirck is here, vodka, too

It is 4 in the morning

Goddamn you Dirck,too-DK mgr

Sloane is my right hand

She is also Tom's right hand

Sloane has got too many hands_DK-mgr

or--(Sloane has got two right hands-weird)--DK mgr

I would give both hands

For one really good right hand

Give me a big hand--DK mgr

If I have a drink

And you have one or two

Do you like me now –Ken-mgr

I started my period

I’ve no t-backs or money

Should I pay house fees. –Ken-mgr

No license,sorry

I will be back in a sec

Beer, Cuervo shot, please--DK mgr

Amid flashing lights

Intimate secrets are told

Tomorrows gossip. –Stephanie-nite dancer

Please let me go now

I will whine, whimper, bark, howl

Home is not much better –DK-unknown

A girl from the Rose

Would do shit that would curl toes,

A mouth like a porn star –DK-mgr

A tongue like a cat

Three shots of tequila, two beers,

She's flat on her back--DK mgr

Wait for me outside

Give  the money before though

I will not fuck you -dk-mgr {optional ending below)

(You have been fucked) -big daddy

Jeana, Jeana I need drinks

I am starving over here

You can have one, too –DK-mgr

Mimi, Mimi, I need drinks

I am starving over here

You can have one, too –DK-mgr

Cindy, Cindy  I need drinks

I am starving over here

You can have one, too –DK-mgr

For those that do not

And for those that say they will

Number two for me –DK-mgr

It’s a strip club, man

You’ll get fucked, you won’t get laid

Cash in advance, Jerk! – Stephanie

I’m so wasted now

Some bitch stole my t-back, man

Can I go home, please –Stephanie

Wannabe swingers don’t speak nice

Little boys in daddy’s dark gray suit

Big gestures and empty heads –Z

Would you like a dance?

Yes, that’s all you get for twenty.

Same to you fat ass –Jasmine (dancer)

Music fills the room

The lonely come with dollars

Dance monkey whore, dance –Chris Spurgeon

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex

Five words which describe best

Needs higher than rest –Trey-valet

Get me my car now!

Oh yes, immediately

And yes I’m your bitch –Trey-valet

I look on the porch

Thinking Tom likes it clean, shit!

Is that a rubber? –Trey-valet

Please don’t touch me there

I said please don’t touch me there!

Slap, kick, slap, slap, pay -Jasmine-dancer

Lavatory smells

Unfamiliar turd floating

Will not sleep tonight –Trace (Bartender)-freak

Look, I brushed my hair

I don’t need to wear a cap

Get me a cap, please –Rocky (bar)

Look and sure enough

Again another fat fuck

Asks to park his truck –Trey (valet)

Twenty dollars please

No, it’s not a 2 for 1

Somebody get Tom –Rocky-bar

Slurp, swallow, belch, blow

Hence comes a gastric salad

I’m not drunk, I’m fine –Paul-mgr

I feel fat today

Will you cut this string off please?

Ugh, don’t look at me. –Sloane-door

Good girl, nasty girl

On who to spend my money?

Better spent on sex –Paul-mgr

I don’t have a life

I still hate my fucking wife

Purchased affection –Dave-bar

Yes, I have to drive

Because I’m too drunk to walk

Have you seen my keys? -Sloane-door

Hark! The Deejay calls

Surprise, you are on main stage

Dance for a dollar –Sloane-door

I walk through the door

It’s OK, I know Dk

Let me pass, you bitch! -Sloane-door

Five hundred an hour!?

You said you were a dancer

My wife can’t find out -Paul

Spill a drink on me

I want everything for free

Call Don up here now! –Sloane

Tom, Paul, Don, Rick, Ken,

Poster boys for monogamy

Flavor of the month –Paul-mgr

Fearless manager

Tuaca and chocolate

Disappear for days –Sloane-door

The titties jiggle

My p enis always wiggles

Time to masturbate –Dave (bartender)