This is the side for people who get fucked up.

This side will be dedicated to all who have should have stopped sooner, 1st and foremost is me. This is me tired.drunk passed out all over the  world,

You know what I hate, I hate it when my friends steal my camera from me when I'm tired. Here is pics of me passed out allover the mundo/world!

In Austin

In Las Vegas

no fucking idea, a train or boat somewhere

In Cubain Cozumel

In Costa Rica

In Bahamas

In San Miguel De Allende

In LondonCozumel

My beautiful Evelina checking out My Space

Wonder Woman, I don't think so

Waynes been stayin at my house for 10 years, he gits to my house after werkin at Sugars, I come home 4 am from werk at Rose, Tha Rose wins

I should do a whole page on Deana

Would you buy a drink from this guy? A bartender at Abrattos.

This is a more recent Penny sighting

My little baby Reese at halftime and again after the game

Shame Randy so purty and can't pose

Randy takes the worst pictures in the world, see for yourself

and his two good ones

MY boy Happy on his Birthday, sleepy I guess.

If you ever see this sorry motherfucker coming, run. He is a con and a thief, Ruben Cortez. The little short shit on the left.

Jeana was one tired girl that night. She'll do anything to get out of her clean up duties

My buddy Chris made the list twice!

Here we go Chris makes the page again after throwing up all over Mikes new office furniture

Jeana was one tired girl that night. She'll do anything to get out of her clean up duties

Como se dice? Borracho!

This is what happens when you leave town owing me money.His name is Donald May.

Hey Pauly topless is not for everyone

The story on this goes that my darling doberman Dooley had taken to shitting in the house. I had gone out that afternoon and bought an expensive Persian rug. That night (after some heavy drinking) we got home to a dogshit free house and Greg suggested that I should have first honors in breaking in the new rug. It wasn't worth it! That rat bastard Greg rolled up a newspaper and beat my ass and made me sleep out all night in the backyard.

At least Mike knows when to pass out not so for Benicio Del Toro

this is the start of the mike section

Mike just can't seem to keep his clothes on or he can't seem to keep other peoples clothes off of him

You know CJ should have made this page a long time ago, if you notice the girl in the chair next to her is passed out,too

 My girl CJ and an unknown

Well Carrie you made the top of my page, WEDNESDAY NITES AT DALLAS NITECLUB ARE TOUGH ON EVERYONE

and then Michelle at Sherlocks

3 in afternoon

OK Liz you made it, 1st time to go downtown and look at your ass

You know it's bad enough Erica's gotta end up on this page every other week but now she's gotta drag Teresa in on it, too

And we're gonna have a contest to see who can say which end is up on Erica here.

Had a picture of Erika heaving just one week before at Lucky Lounge the week before, I'll add it when I find it. This is at the club

Oh my God here we go again with Erika

Same verse different nite. Erica and Dirck are going neck and neck for first place

The Martini directors came to me to see if I would start attending their functions again. I brought 10 gorgeous gals to their party and they charged "em cover. Charged my limo driver, too. Shame on you guys.

Those same girls after that party had to relieve themselves behind the Circle K. Didn't think I had my camera in the limo. Shame on you girls for thinking that! One of the little sweethearts had to use the building as a prop.

This dumb motherfucker challenged Marcus Coleman to a shot contest and guess who lost. That is a broken ammonia cap in his nose

1st time in a limo Rachel?

Mike  and I took the our little baby Jenny a bartender in Costa Rica and all the other bartenders out at 3 am. Jenny was the only one to show up for work the next day, she was throwing up and crying and wiped out that shelf to sleep on.

This poor girl was left in the limo passed out while her new husband went into the Rose for cocktails

Remind me to tell you this story about Big Daddy

And as a reward for scrolling all the way down, here is the biggest drunkard of them all!

Opened the club the other morning and found something the janitor missed, It's my good buddy Cliff.

Crystal thought she could sneek a nap right in the middle of her shift. NOT!!!

I guess Cliff feels comfortable enough here, makes himself right at home.

The beginning of a long day for Kenny and Kelly!

The end of that long day for Kelly

And here's how Kenny ended up

My boy Henry made the page, Henry works so hard, he works to the point of total exhaustion

Oh and you Rocky laughed when you saw your buddy Henry, last laff on you

My darling baby Amy went to Cabo San Lucas with us and quit drinking for over a year when she got back.

A friend who shall remain nameless, at his bachelor party in New Orleans.

My old roomie Michael came back into town and forgot he couldn't keep up with his Uncle Don. Here he is before and after.

Greg and Dirck tried to stay up with their Uncle Don in Cabo San Lucas. Shame on you little boys.

I'm telling ya all don't try and stay up with me on vacation

I let my dog out ot pee after a day at The Ice Bats and an evening at Paradox. My man Dirk decided to join him. We finally went out to check on the dog and this is what we found. Dirk just laid his ass down. We were feeling pretty benevolent and brought his favorite stuffed animal, Baby Shamu and his favorite pink blanket. Our conscience (and a little pressure from the animal rights freaks) made us bring him in for the night. This may not be the last time you see Dirk on this page.

What did I tell ya, it's Dirck on the driveway again

Brent had his Anniversary the other nite and called me from my house feeling all meloncholy , needing solace, sorry to say that my cuban cigar he stole didn't burn his ass to the ground and not my house, Happy Anniversary Brent, Since that night Brent has earned many more Wall of Shame points for fucking over every person he could in Austin even his own mother ($15,000.00) before he had to leave town like a coward

Big John the bouncer dude gets points in 2 categories, one for almost completing an intricate gymnastic move, points also for conning us at the Rose into thinking that he was working at Dallas nite club so he could get discount drinks, and B wanting to drive his truck he professed to love, to be with his boy he loved, all the way to Dripping Springs, NOT!!!

Also on my Wall of Shame is the food in Cuba, bear in mind this is at one of the best hotelsYou can only get good food at private homes , this our buddy Paul from Florida

and this is one of the best surgeons and the best engineer in Havana, together they make $60 a month and the doctor hitchhikes to work

Gonna have to start a separate page for me. This was on my birthday after partying with Motley Crue and The Scabs. Don't remember who took my camera from me, who took the picture, who took me home and whose truck that is. I hope nobody recognizes it.

Found out later that truck belonged to Bobby. I guess you see why I didn't get caught.

Remind me to tell you sometime what a great businessman Greg is.

My buddy Ricky made the page from a picture taken a long time ago

My buddy Brent has the ugliest ass I ever seen, mine on the other hand is quite lovely, don't you think?

I don't know what it is about her birthday that makes Jeana so tired. Probably the first time in a long time Jeana slept with her sister Christi

David's a good friend of the Hill sisters, they all have a lot in common

A free drink for whoever recognizes her

Gotta put Ashley on the bottom where she belongs. Greg and I were her big brothers forever and when her boyfriend had some bad luck she abandoned everyone. Ran into her a few years later and she acted like she'd never met us. If you ever get to read this Ashley, go fuck yourself

I'll tellyou about the piece of shit who wrote this after I check with my lawyer

See this one start running, she be running w/out shoes

There are two pieces of shit in this picture who can't spell friend, pick out the good one, that takes me off the hook

Now there's only one

Tony is tired

This Muthafucka I let s

Gotta start a page of all my good friends who hook up and never should have

They all get along like oil and water. Here's the first and probably not the last picture of my 2 friends who probably still have restraining orders on each other

A  very rare occasion to see Megan with a tray in her hand, even more rare to see any waitress at Sugars with a full tray of drinks.