I like Steve dating Amy from Amys Ice Cream, she brings us goodies and now they are married and made me beautiful nephew Henry

My buddy Scott from New Mexico

Raised these two below from pups Greg Smith "the mule"

My Man Mike Gonzales and son Zach

Guy and Susan were boyfriend/girlfriend for 20 years before they got married and had kids

Crazy ass John Winsaur

4 very good guys Poppie and Randy, Mike, and Chris

Jerry is one good man and ain't he purty, too?

These are a lot of my very oldest friends who got together to bury an old friend of ours, Jim Teaver

David and I been friends for more years than either of us would want to admit

My two favorite Charlies, Jones and Walker

Old Buddy Howard from Sugars

I know I got Vernon somewhere in here but can't remember where so here he is again. Vernon DJ ed for me at Sugars and put himself thru pilots school.

That's my buddy Robert and thats me with the monkey on my back. I can't tell ya his last name, that's classified information. If you really wanna know it, wait for Tom West to put it on the sign in front of the Rose.

Two of the best people I know, Vernon and Ricky. Nice tits Kim.

My very best two friends from growing up in Angleton, Barry and Scooter at our 20 year Class Reunion

My buddy Steve is a free man again, and as happy as a pig in shit.

I'm gonna put this series together for all my old roomates. I've had a huneerd people live with me in the last 20 years. Someone suggested that I have a reunion party of all my old roomates and I thought that might be cool but then I started thinking that after the party I couldn't get any of them to leave the next day. All with very few exceptions were good guys and will always be good friends. Lived with most of them for at least 2 years. Salute in order, Terry,Bill,Edward,Ray and Patti,Gerald,Pat,Greg,Greg,David,Frank,Gary, Michael and Dirck can be found on my Wall of Shame page and Greg has his own page.

My good friend Charlie Anderson with Paris

Ran into my old friend Jody McCord the other day and had a great time

Oh yea, I almost forgot John, He stayed at my house off and on for years but never paid rent so he don't make the roomate category. I just found out he died. I wish I had a better picture

Brian was my roomie when I got to Austin.

Two people I never get a chance to spend time with, Scott & Betsy

My old friend Larry Smith and one our best friends Leon and then a better picture of Larry

Let me put my old friend Jack Hammettt on here first. Jack introduced me to Horseshoe Bay years ago and for that and his great friendship, I owe him much.

My good buddy Randy Cohen owns Ticket City. Buy some tickets from him, he's got twins to raise.

My good buddy and local hunk, Ken Laney.

My good buddy Jeff Davis from Twist and his lovely better half Andrea

Ex furniture tycoon, Chris Rhett.

I have a lotta my outta town friends tell me they're glad I don't visit too often cuz it takes too much time to recover. That's exactly the way to describe my buddy Chuck from Cowtown.

My good friends Dale and CC come to the titty bar to see me sometimes. At leeast they say it's to see me.

Mike and JD used to work for my old buddy Lee Biggert. Tell Lee I'm looking for a pic.

Old buddy, Jeff Davis, God among bartenders. That's Big Daddy in the middle.

Need a good Limo guy, call Marcus @ 474-2733

See that big fat guy, his name is Jeff. To the right is Jeff one year and 1oo lbs. later. Jeff is the guy you see on the Slim Fast Commercials

Scott A. had his bachelor party the other day and Mike and I missed it.

That's the best picture I could come up with for my old DJ and good friend Vernon. Chris' ass looking real good.

Good friends Missy and Bill, aka Fred Garvin male prostitute.

Chuck and Dawn with son Stratton Tiberius. Thats my old friend Tammy on the right

My old friend Arthur

My fatass friend Robbie

Abbe, a couple of weeks after a baby. Here she is with her mom who loves titty bar food.

Moe, Joe, Curly, and Shemp

Chuck and Kenny from Ft.Worth

My darlin dear friend, Celeta on her b-day and one of her wedding days (not mine).

Stevo and on the right he's showing off his 4 pack.

Betty, Boris and Bryan, Shaun Bryan that is. Boris and Jennifer on the right. By the way, Betty and I are good friends even tho we don't do lunch.

Even tho she won't admit it, Betty is my dear friend.

Rik may have hottest babe in the world.Dating way over his head.

Dan wanted me to take his other pic off the clientele page cuz he says the picture sux. I think this one does ,too.Ok this is it, I've had it ! Dan can't take a good picture. That's Virgil on rite. Jamie saves the pic.

My old boxing buddy, Deron.

Lookin from the backdrop of part of my tie collection, Perry P.

John Connally's grandson and old friend Lee

Panther and his lovely woman.

I've known Richard Lord for over 20 years. He was tossing pizzas and kicking peoples asses professionally then. He is "The Lord" to the thousands of persons who has left his mark on in the gym as a trainer and a friend. Nuthin but pure love for Richard even if I do continually disappoint him but not working out enough. Stay tuned for more pictures of his son Tiger and his beautiful wife Lori. This a pic of me kicking my buddys ass.

One of the best people you will ever meet

Big Daddy Kenny Myers

Adam Seyer my computer guru

Old fart/friend Gary ex roomie with one of our best

My little buddies Tug, Frankie, and Brian

Old buddy I rarely see Terry Jones

One of my best and oldest friends in Austin, you know who your friends are when  your chips are down Bill Hardee

All old friends, Kasey, Sandi, and Bonnie

My little brother Fleabone

My buddy Dub

My buddy Randy owns Ticket City and can get you a ticket to any event in the world, wanna good ticket ask someone else.

Ryan, I don't know what he does for a living cuz it changes everyday

My old friend and great golfer Rodney Firth came by the other nite

My buddy Greg Sparks with Dennis Quaids ex

Friends of mine for over 40 years, Jeff and Vincent Martin

My very best girlfriend Cari came to visit finally

Like the son I never had Tug

old friend Dennis Beyer

My Costa Rica film buddy Sam Pena

Pete and I go back about 20 years, he was a lobbyist then.

John Calihan been selling me liquor for years

From way back in the past, Mac and Tom

My little nephew Tug got to meet my buddy Doug Stanhope, that's his gorgeous gal Mel on the right

Randy takes the worst pictures in the world, see for yourself

and his one good one

Old crazy buddy John Winsauer

My main man Lewis sleeps with his hands in his pockets, whassup.

Jamie and Ricky grew up together in El Paso, 2 great people

My little man Jarryd has grown up, look for new pics

Fabulous 4some My man Paris and djs Tony and Sid

Old friends raised Sarah and Jack from pups, my baby Bonnie

I know I gotta picture of my good friends Bill and Missy but til I find it I goota show their wonderful kids Anthony and Shannon

Gotta put Bob on this page, employee, good guy, great Dad, good buddy...that word on his shirt should read VALOR not valet

Local Restaurant critic and friend for 20 years Rob Balon and his new best friends

Old lovers and best friends of mine RT and Cari

Old friends Joe and Mimi

Good pics of me and Amy but even better pic of Ben

My California buddy Kenny Weeks lost 100 pounds in one year, now he's getting all the chics

Finally got a pic of my old friend Randy Cohen from Ticket City

I've known Jacquelyn for almost 20 years and she is still as pretty as the day is long. See for yourself.

My buddy Wally is a chic magnet.

Good Buddy Claudio is gonna take me to Nicaragua with him.

Mark Proct has the biggest eyebrows on the planet, good guy manages Vallejo

My old buddy John Callihan cutting up

Good friends Deb and Don taught me to slalom ski

Probably Cari has been my best friend tho we don't see each other very often. Great girl, great friend. Much love to you baby. Cari and RT are 2 of the best

Doesn't Cari look a little like Martha Stewart now

A whole bunch of good ole boys, Brian, Chris, Mike, and John

Some old great friends from the old Rose and Doll House days, Pigskin, Billy Bob, and Clyde, and Troy

Some of my oldest and best friends, Wild Bill, Casey,Nancy,Pootie,  RT, and me with no beard

Big John O. and one of his many.Gotta be one of the nicest guys in the world

My Old friend Ed Stewart died this year. I have never lost as close a friend as I did when Ed died. Ed I know you can see this. We all love you and miss you.

I never get to see my old friend Doug Clary. Doug is living his dream in Colorado.

Old buddies, Roy, David, Kenny and Schuster

Donald used to be a good buddy but now he's just another piece of shit who owes me money. You can find his fat naked ass on my Wall of Shame page. PS he somehow married a beautiful woman and I have slept with her since I've seen Donald, please let him know that she told me they couldn't have sex cuz his penis was so small. For a better look at Donald's small penis, see Wall of Shame.

My new good buddies Taylor Johnson and Pat Beach. Pat did a feature article on me in the Austin American Statesman and Taylor took the pictures.

Tawna sure did have a pretty baby.

My buddy Karsten Byer moved to New York, a real treat when I get to see him

Finally gotta good pic with my buddy Mike

My old friend Casey and son Tadpole

Two of my DJs from the old Doll House, Mr. Bill and Kid Flash

Lenny brought his crazy crew from Dallas the other day

Brian Persinger may be one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, ask any girl.

And that Chris Spurgeon, well what can you say, he's a chic magnet.

My man David is a walking hormone, always gotta girl on his arm.

The three Musketeers, Mike, Mike, and Mark

Before the HBO party

Good buddies Dub and Kia. Dub was driving the limo this nite but Greg had to drive it home. Thats my girl Debra on the right

Michelle used to work for me about 20 years ago and still looks good

Hey girl tell J. his pics up

Big Cat Daddy David B. and one of his harems

My friend Bobby dropped in from out of town the other nite, say hello to your sister for me.

Jason and Big Steve

My buddies Karen & Jerel

Grand master B and Eric

Smitty and Dad and hubby Mike

I love Ricky like a brother. I love his wife , too, but don't tell him. This Rick with his buddies

I really did raise these 2 pups from the litter, their momma's a good ol' gal, Sandy.

Bid, Bad Jamie. Ran security for me at the old Doll House and the Rose. Back when security was called bouncers.

Billy always gives me shit when I see him. This nite I gave it back. Much love, Billy.

My old dear friend, Larry Smith. Larry opened Hut's Hamburgers in his younger days.

Really did raise these two from pups, Saun and Shon

Thom B. moved to Seattle to work for Bill Gates. Got a rare visit for Xman.

This is my old friend Mike Brown the nite I wrecked my car

These are two old friends of mine, Brian and Carla.

Man's best friend, Dooley the Doberman.

Had to put these 2 guys in cuz they were looking over my shoulder when I was doing this page.

As close to me as my brother, P.Paris Powell.

My good friend and boss Mike Persinger and his lovely wife Damian.

Mike and I had our first vacation in Vegas.

These are my wino friends. Sam sells me wine for my business and home (a spiritual advisor so to speak) and I'm helping Phil sell a vineyard in Italy (see good deal page).

I owe Robert B. a bunch of favors. Hope he don't think Nicole is one of them.

My good friend and cohort at work, Sean Kenyon. He's so damn purty I may give him his own page.

The inimitable "Big Daddy"

My bartender Happy losing a hair color bet with my good friend Adam Seyer.

My good friend and world famous Harley rider, Demetrius. That's John Guerra joining us on Thanksgiving Nite.

Look for a better pic in the future of Crazy Mike after just having his ass beat in golf.

The man, the myth, the legend, Don King, I mean Bill Naddef.

One of my dearest friends, Cari. AKA Peaches

Stew took me on one of the most fun weekends I've ever had.

My buddies Dennis P. and John G.

the start of the Lori saga

Mike here's that pic of you and Kelly I promised.

Old buddies and good guys, Ray and Charlie,

My buddy Chuck has only the finest hotshitchics at his table here's Amber, wait for Penny

Crazy Tina finally made my website with Gary D. and Holly

hat hair day

You'll probably see my buddy Brad all over town around happy hour

Father of my best dogs wife, Bob Ryan

Old friend Dwayne Coffey

Phil used to be lead guy for the Extreme Heat band, aka Shadrack

Some of my very best friends

Our boy Poppy had his 50th bday the other nite and we hadda blast

My buddy Rick Hubbard came to visit Thanksgiving along with Deron, Tabitha, and Yvette and son Nathan

Some of my oldest friends, Big Bruce, Hank and Vern

My fellow Longhorn fan Jack Fick.

Ran into my old friend David and his lovely wife on the way to the Sting concert. They made a baby since I seen 'em last

One of my best buddies ever

Good friends I've known since babies Ken Laney and Jeff Willett

From my good guys list Mike, Chris, and Brian

The reason i put Jerel on the bottom is becuz he is a ground level, down to earth motherfucker. I love him like a brother cuz you can see in his face that he is a good person. I also worked for Louis and Rod at Sugars. Louis in my favorite outfit.

All my good buddies I worked with at Sugars

My buddy Louis runs St. James in Houston and is one class act. Ask for him, dancer or customer.

My old friend and many knew him and loved him, Robert is dead now and we all miss him very much

My old friend Rob Dixson came in for the Millinium, hadn't seen him in years. He's got more grey hairs in his beard than I do and his brother John

He likes to called Tito now but he'll alaways be Tweety to me.

Some of my old favorites from Sugars. Christina, I told you I would find that picture. Hello Don, Abbe, Kim, Sam, Melissa, Bessie, Nkki, and Jazz

Ran into my olf friends Hogo and Kenny A. Kenny used to own my alltime favorite 6th St. bar, Massimos.

This was such a good picture of Byron and Celeste that I had to put it in. Here's a better one.

My very good friend and the person who is hosting my site for free, Ted Green and Adam who taught me how to start this website.

Brian moved to St Louis and I bet there are certain things he misses about Austin

My good friend Shri from Chi town

We went to Cabo San Lucas and Steve and Dirck became Banditos

My white wine drinking buddy Ryan

My old friend Pauline came to town for the first time in 4 years. I think she needs to go back to Michigan for a rest. That's John, Abel, and Larry in tow.

I have got to put my old friend Gina on the good buddy list. God I caught hell but I couldn't find a pic til now. I can't remember the girl on the rights name but she can be my good buddy anytime.

Gary is a good friend and a lot of fun to whip in golf. His nickname is Keebler after the cookie elf. You can see why.

Steve Johnson is sometimes in charge of keeping Keebler out of trouble. He don't do too gooda job.

My Friends Chuck and Dawn got married and had a son. Their son's name is Stratton Tiberius, cool name, huh.

That's Jason, me, And big Steve A.

Charles and Mark are old drinking buddies. Came over for a little Thanksgiving cheer. Go Horns.

Will had just left Wednesday Nite at Dallas, Shania's having to hold him up.

At my best friend, P. Paris Powell's bachelor party in Las Vegas.

MY eclectic amigo, Bear. Bear is the premier body piercing artist in town and has exclusive rights to do all my body piercings and tattoos (if I ever get any). That's Gary J. on the right.

My buddy I don't get to see much from Dallas , Paul S.

My old roomie Gary is growing hair for the first time in 25 years.

My former right hand man, Ricky, aka Boris. Ricky came by to see me on his bday. I think he had a good time. That's my good friend Mark H. and Jenny my old bartender. Kimbo's in there,too. We'll see how long she lasts this time.

Alonso's been cutting my long mane for years. No better friend than your barber.

Mad Dog Bobby Mattox.

It's a lotta hard work but I gotta say that Dave H. is a good friend. Here's a pic Dave wasn't expecting.

Warren was lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time,standing next to the lovely and talented Krista. Don't you think she oughta dance?

Good to see ya back Pete.

How in the world does Barnacle Bill get good lookin' girls to hang with him?

The biggest, baddest Longhorn of em all, Big Larry.

Cuts hair real good,  a lot my girls locks, not mine. Rafik. Don't eat fat grams, don't drink alcohol.

Paul when he saw his tab.

Two good buddies Adam and Jeff. Happy birthday Jeff. That's Cassie and I forgot her name. Later told it's Beka.

Not a great picture but two great people, Kristen and Dennis