This column will be be for Austin Famous people

This guy/gal is kind of a celebrity in Austin, his/her name is Leslie and you can find him/her downtown daily

World Famous Chippendale dancers Don King and Greg Davidson

Local Downtown Club Baron, and fellow Angletonian, Michael Girard and Diggy Taylor with world famous cocksucker Paris Hilton right before we kicked USC ass. A Trojan ain't worth shit after you use them once!

Hey, I made my own celebrity page. Just this year alone HBO has done a segment of Real Sex with me. Playboy put my picture up with a little story on their website. The new magazine The Edge even did a little deal on me and the Rose.

Here's a recent article

Here's the magazine Edge

On the lower left hand part of this first page is where the article starts

See if you can figure out who they are talking about on the second page.

I  was also awarded a Lifetime Achievement Award in the Famous Eddy awards. My friends The Uranium Savages were the hosts. Read what they said about me in the flyer

This is an interview Austin Adult Weekly did with me. It was a full page interview and I would have put the whole thing in had it not been such a boring interview

See the Pounding my Chest page for my newspaper article and also my HBO shoot

Clifford Antone and I have running clubs in Austin for over 50 years combined.

Local hip hop hero Smackola from the Dirty Wormz

Gotta pic of the sexy and marvelous Christine Celis, here's her other significant other, Peter of Celis beer fame

My dear friend Sam Irwin of the band Duck Soup

Me with George DeVore of George Devore and the Roam and Kim Wilson of the Fabulous Thunderbirds.

Ryan Wickerham won funniest man in Austin and has been in several movies. He is filming one at the Rose and I'm gonna be in it.

Another fast rising Austin band is the Scabs, here's Carlos their drummer

World famous Criminal Attorney Pete Ferraro and I at Lucky Lounge with my old doorgirl Quinn and soon to be in Barcelona modeling, Leslie. You go girl! That's Jodi on the right.

The one and only Harvey Young, aka Tex Thomas from the Dangling Wrangler fame.

Me and Mark Mathis, the hippy dippy weatherman.

Hotshit local DJ, L.A. Lloyd and me at the Flower Shop.

Former City Coucilman Eric Mitchell, picture taken at local restaurant.

Keep an eye on good buddy and up and coming C&W star, Cory Morrow

Up and coming soon to be a big star, Tommy Shane Steiner with his baby Amy, btw I've known Tommy since he was a baby

Stephen Bruton awesome musician, writer, played for Bonnie Raitt, Delbert McClinton, and many others

You know those little bitty Motorola Startac phones? My buddy Shri designed them.

Mr Fabulous himself AKA Dino Lee

I can't say enough about Tommy Steiner. I've known him for years and those that knew him loved him. He will be missed horribly. The last time I talked to Tommy was right before my HBO shoot. Tommy was kind enough to let me use his boat for the shoot. God Bless You Tommy Steiner

Digital Anvil Head Honcho, Chris Roberts.

For any of you old timers who remember the Armadillo World Headquarters you are sure to recall all those wonderful posters and all the Murals. Here's to the guy who singlehandedly made the armadillo a household word. Austins legendary artist  Jim Franklin

George is gonna be big in the music world, remember I said George Devore will straight to the top

Austin DJ Bob Fonseca

Bob's partner in crime, the Dudman, Dale Dudley. KLBJ.

next is Dales 40th bday

and later at an orgy

The craziest of all DJs, Johnny Walker.

I think Sandy makes the last of my celebrity DJs, at least until I meet my idol, Jody Denburg. Anybody out there know Jody, tell him hes got a date with my website.That's Cchris Roberts and Aaron from the Copper Tank.

Austin celebrity Chris aka Shithead

Head of Origin and all around crazy guy, Richard Garriott.

Kerry Awn is truly an icon in Austin. Started and is still with the legendary Uranium Savages, won funniest person in Austin contest several times, and stars weekly at Esthers Follies. Known Kerry about 20 years.

Austin heirloom Rusty Weir

My buddy Rick  Stein was the first band ever at the Back Room, many years ago

Local race car driver and all around crazy girl, Candy Hogan

My dear friend Sam Irwin of the band Duck Soup

Former lead singer for kickass band Storyville, Malford Milligan

Wanna spend a fun Tuesday evening? Do it with Toni Price at the Continental Club.

This is my email buddy, Kristi Hoss of Houston fame. She's a real cyberbabe. Kristi has been somewhat of a celebrity in Houston, as a celebrity DJ and featured in Playboy. Her nickname is Lucy Lipps and has her own website.  http://www.lucylipps.com/

Remember you heard it here first, Vallejo is gonna hit it bigtime

Remember I said Vallejo is gonna be famous, remind Omar where you saw his pic.

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Various parts of the bands, 7 Mary 3, Vallejo and Feeder.

World famous eater and critic of fine food, old friend Rob Balon

This column will be for for some of the top athletes in the world

My vote for Man of the Year, old friend Lance Armstrong

Ricky finally made it back in. I used to love to watch Earl and then I loved to watch Eric Metcalf. With Ricky I get to watch them both. You da man, Rick. He was even nice enough to leave an autograph.

Stopped off in New Orleans the other day and Ricky set me and Lee (see autographed tits above) in his private Suite at the Superdome and we got to meet his wonderful mother Sandy

My friend Bernard Hopkins came and spent the weekend with us, great guy and the greatest boxing champion in the world, only person in the world to knockout De La Hoya and did it with a body punch

My good Buddy Tug and World Champion Bernard Hopkins hanging out in Vegas after whupping Oscar De La Hoya and later with Tyson. I will be partying with Bernard this New Years Eve and will post more pics

Oh yea forgot to tell ya Roy Jones Jr was there

,too.

And one of the greatest of all time, Evander Holyfield

My good buddy and IBF Lightweight Champion Jesus Chavez popped back into town the other day. It was good to see him.I introduced him to my good friend George Lopez

This is the start of my UFC section, the first part will be the guys I've had drinks with, the 2nd part is UFC I will be having drinks with

I'm put Joe Rogan with all the UFC fighters as he knows them all, he's their best commentator, also comedian, actor, show host. Newsradio, Fear Factor, Man Show,,,and great guy

And the head guy Dana White, President of UFC and nice guy

Ken Shamrock, Ultimate Fighting Champion came by the other nite for shits and grins. He and Hoyce Gracie are the only 2 fighters in the UFC Hall of Fame, they came the Rose a week apart.

Guess what, a week later Ken's arch nemesis, Hoyce Gracie came into town and me/I Don King could not work out a rematch. I hope the next time I see Hoyce it is in the club

One of the best ever Pat Militich, trains World Champions

And current World Champion Chuck Liddell partying at the Rose

The most successful Lightweight ever, Matt Hughes

Extreme Fighting Champions,,extremely bad muthafuckas

This is Tait from the UFC Fighter show

And the ones I haven't had a drink with

Forest Griffin is one helluva fighter and will soon be a champion

Several time World Champion Randy Couture

How many u muthafuckas know someone who won an Olympic medal, I do Chuck is my hero

Possibly the best two quarterbacks to ever play.

A round of golf with Jimmy Johnson.

Spent a few evenings with "Sweet Lou Dunbar" of the Harlem Globetrooters when they were in town. One of the nicest guys I ever met.

Recognize my buddy Chris Fowler from ESPN?

My buddy John Daly, hitting it long and straight with Shanae.

My old buddy Armando Guerrerro has shown up in several magazine ads

Former Dallas Cowboy great Thomas Hollywood Henderson

Louis tells me this guy was 5 times World Champion body builder, Dorian Yates

Tommy Morrison came in and paid me a visit at Sugars and he was on top the world, World Champion. He now has aids, lost his title, lost 70 pounds and is in prison. What a shame. He was a very nice guy and sent me this letter later without even asking. By the way he's John Waynes grandson.

Now the worlds fastest human, wildman Maurice Green

Was the World's fastest human, Donovan Bailey

And World Champion high jumper, Charles Austin

My good friend and new rising star on the PGA tour, J. L. Lewis. Also not so great golfer Thomas (Hollywood) Henderson. Last but not least horrible golfer Jerel Choates.

Playing golf with Jimmy Johnson

I've known Eric Dickerson for about 12 years now, he dropped by to see me the other nite

Worlds strongest man and famous wrestler Mark Henry

2 of the fastest guys in the world, Tavo Hellmund and Kevin Schwantz, motorcycle,car,whatfuckinever.

The Rose sponsored Tavo in the Laguna 400 and he won that mutherfucker, set a course record

Hey my website made the celebrity page. This article was in Globe Magazine, They gave credit to another bar but look on this page and you'll see where they stole these pics.

All Star NBA guard and all around party animal buddy of mine Alvin Robertson at Titty City

Reggie Brown (Detroit Lions),good guy, good customer.

Coupla badass Houston Texans Marcus Coleman and Jason Bell, favorite Tit Bar --Yellow Rose

My old buddy Lynn Strickler is and has been Ben Crenshaws caddie for years, also caddied for Payne Stewart, Tom Kite, Freddie Couples and more.

This column will be for World famous celebrities

My little darlin Renee Zelwegger used to be a waitress for me at Sugars. We used to stick her in the ice machine. Now she's starring in movies with Tom Cruise and Meryl Streep. Good girl, even went to see my grandmother with me for the weekend when she was dying. You go Renee, you deserve it all.

here's the cufflinks she sent on my 50th bday

Heres Renee at my house see my picture on the mantle?

This is Renee signing up for a waitress meeting at the Rose

well, happy, happy, honey!!
50??!
really?? most of my closest friends are many years your senior...how bout that.
you jus' a lil' spring chicken!
finally home from korea and taiwan (tail end of a 2 month long work tour) and for all the damned gadgets they put together over there, the blackberry is left unserved...and your birthday email unread 'til tonight!
gaht dammit.
if my feet were anywhere on red white and blue soil,
 they'd a' been headed toward a texas bound plane for that one.
i know dk day must've been highly celebrated, memorable and love,laughter and both new and old friend filled...
"balls to the wall" as an ol pal of mine used to say...
...will be long talked about from here forward, i'm certain.
i really hope you loved your day and that your sweet smile was out in full force....
..smilin myself now thinking about it...
thank you for thinking to include me...
it's fun to hear from you from time to time.
thank you for the nice things that you write to me..they mean a lot.
sending belated but heartfelt congratulations on the milestone.
... and love.
happy birthday, dk. rz

and her last email when I was headed to LA

hello my honey!
am soo happy to hear that yer gonna come out and play.
sounds like the greatest night out.
yers truly will not be around until late next week so i'm gonna sadly
miss you on this round...no pun intended.

and dk...i"m an olllld gal. i could tell you about my favorite tea spot, but not quite sure it's what ye had in mind. i go out to the supermarket and the beach and the gym and for sushi or a run, but that's about it these days.
from what i recall about your popularity factor,i'm sure you'll have no problems booking up night two.

have  a great trip out.. will come find ye when i find myself back home.
sending love, rz

Here is my friend of over 20 years Ron White. I knew Ron when he performed in overalls over 2 decades ago. Here we are at his surprise bday party and here is the surprise Doug Stanhope and I brought him.

Coupla big time hard rockers dropped in to Titty City the other night. Nice guys, huge partiers.  Went to see Motley Crue on my birthday and they rocked! Here's Vince, lead singer. He looked ready to go. Partying with Vince the next nite at my birthday.

And here's world famous drummer ex-hubby of Pamela Anderson, Tommy Lee. He looked ready to stay.

And Nikki Sixx made it by the other night thus completing my my Motley Crues gang

From the World Famous band Kiss, Gene Simmons at Titty City

One of the funniest new comics in LA right now, Doug Stanhope, kicking it with us at Titty City. At right the last time Doug came in.

Have I ever told y'all how crazy my buddy stand up comedian Doug Stanhope is

Johnny Knoxville from Jackasses fame with his favorite waitress Karli ( and cool guy)

Met Gordy Love at the club and partied with him in Vegas. Nice guy, Michael Jackson's and many other top names use Gordy as an agent. If you look to the column to the right, you'll see the guy who ripped Gordy off.

Had a guy in the club the other nite, bragging about having mansions, planes, etc.. Told me he could get me a ticket to the DeLaHoya fight. Stood up to his word, sent a lear jet to pick me up, took me to Vegas, a suite at the MGM, ticket to the fight and a lear jet back.I've never seen so many famous people in my life as I did at the fight. This was the in the paper the day after I got home. I guess that makes Mr. Stearns a celebrity.

This is a picture of myself and my goodfriend  actor Richard Roundtree (Shaft)They say that cat Shaft was a bad mother, hush your mouth, talking 'bout Shaft!

Here's a picture of my good friend, Joe Walsh, who was nice enough to come down and do a solo Charity concert for me at The Yellow Rose about 10 years ago. That was me and Joe after a late nighter at his apt. Went to see my old friend at Stubbs the other nite. We're all a little older now.

My old Now deceased buddy Sam Kinison came down to Austin to help me celebrate one of my world famous birthdays. God rest, Sam.

George Lopez came in the other day/nite and plugged the Rose good in his show the next day

Went to see buddy Carlos Mancias the day after Seinfeld, a very good weekend and the longest standup act I've ever seen. Carlos is getting very big quick, he sold out 7 shows in a row.

Also been seeing a lot of Dennis Quaid around the Flower Shop lately, says he has more fun there than at the Playboy Mansion

Benicio Del Toro comes by the club when he's in town, I'll update his pic as soon as he comes back

Andrew is the 2nd Biggest celeb on my website (sizewise),check down below and see how fuckin' big Patrice is, Big A was in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Prophet, and Higher Learning, and On Any Given Sunday

Comedian Patrice O'neal was in town the other nite and was awesome

Dave Attel from Comedy Centrals Insomniac dropped by the other nite and we did shots til closing and then went to sing Kareoke at an Asian place til 5 in the morning, great fun guy.

The other Don King with my buddy Mike Draper, I had met him before but didn't have a camera

Jamie Kennedy from Comedy Central decided he like the Rose real well

Billy Bob Thornton likes the Rose even more

And my buddy Slash from Guns and Roses loves Titty City

and here is a drawing he did for me in about 3 minutes, at 3;30 am

Funny guy Tom Arnold came in the other nite. Real nice, down to earth guy. Smokes cigars, has a cocktail or two, and enjoys that beauty in women.

My good friends the Bud Bitches came to see me When I was at Sugars. That's Mikie in front with me. He's one bad motherfucker on guitar.

Down with Tommie Chong, bought a Chong thong and Chong Bong

and a good time was had by all

Another one of my lovely ladies hits the big time. Buffy went from the stage to the page. Playboys Miss November 2000, you go girl !

And yet another of my little babies who made Playboy. You go Rachel

Another of my ex employees who made Playboy, Christine

I've known Chloe Jones since she was a little girl. She's gonna win Penthouse Pet of the Year this year. Remind to tell you the story about the nite Chloe mentions

The girl I lived with the longest, Michelle, 2 and 1/2 years was a Penthouse girl, this  her very young, much love Michelle

So a friend calls me the other day and said turn to channel 598 and who do I see but my little baby Deanni Haley, now known as porn star Lily Thai. She has a daily show called Nooners.

Here's another of my little Angels who have hit it big in Porn, real name Jackie, porn name Stevie

This my friend Lizette Bordeaux. Maybe not famous now but one of the most beautiful women I've ever met in my life. Check out her website, you'll agree. Tell her DK sent you. Her website is   http://lizettebordeaux.com./

Another gal I went out with 22 years ago, she made Penthouse Pet of the Month and then Pet of the Year, not bad for a little girl from Bastrop, Texas, Cody Carmack.

Backstage with the Gypsy Kings

Edwar J. Olmos dropped in the other nite and was a nice guy, Kinda quiet, hadda good time in the worlds best Titty Bar.

Everyone remembers The Munsters. This is Eddie Munster (aka Butch Patrick) I known Butch so long (25 years) he even looked like Eddie when I met him.

One of our favorite new customers at his favorite new titty bar, ever see ET, that's little Henry Thomas all grown up.

Got to see one of my favorite entertainers up front and close, I was gonna take Rio but she had never heard of Jerry Seinfeld. Great show!!

This was one of the gigs George Jones actually showed up for.

Partying 20 years ago with Delbert McClinton and Bonnie Raitt, I have known Stephen Bruton for 20 years and when I say he has played guitar for everyone I mean it.

Went out partying with Ron Jeremy and Hank Williams the 3rd       the other nite

I bet my old buddy Ray Benson from Asleep at the Wheel has won more Grammys than anyone, saw ray play the first time in 1974

I got a part in the new movie " The New Guy" with Eddie Griffin and here's my little buddy Matt from the movie

Slammed shots with Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich til 3 in the morning

My old buddy and famous actor Adrian Pasdar married one the Dixie Chics. I arranged to get my friends backstage to meet them. Bill and Missys daughter loves the Dixie Chics and Missy went to college with the one in the middle

Got to meet Margaret Cho the other nite and her show rocked

Gene Simmons from the band KIss dropped by Titty City the other nite

I may be the titbarczar but Michael J. Peters is the Godfather of the Tit Bar Industry

The whole WWF crew came in the other night and those are some big sumbitches

I decorated Kid Rock's stage with some of my pretties

Remember Glen Hughes, former lead singer from Deep Purple and lead singer from Trapeze? This my old friend and I years later